Posts Tagged ‘narration’

Idiocracy (2006)

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Genres: Adventure | Comedy | Sci-Fi
Countries: USA
Actors: Wilson, Luke | Rudolph, Maya | Shepard, Dax | Campos, Anthony 'Citric' | Herman, David | Castillo, Sonny | McAfee, Kevin | Musgrave, Robert | Melton, Ryan | Long, Justin | Jones, Heath | Muñoz, Eli | Fischler, Patrick | Hunt, Darlene | Ransdell, Ryan
Directors: Judge, Mike
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The purpose of the program set up by the Pentagon, called the “Human Hibernation Project,” is designed so that the military can save their best men for when they’re needed most. According to the officers heading the project, too many times the talents and expensive training of the best pilots and soldiers go to waste during times of peace. So they enlist Bauers (Wilson), the most under-achieving average guy they’ve got, to be the test subject for the initial hibernation experiment. Also participating in the top-secret program is Rita (Rudolph), a prostitute who agreed to take part in exchange for dropping some criminal charges against her, among other things. Of course, the experiment, which was to last only a year, goes under due to the arrest of Officer Collins, who is busted for heading a prostitution ring. Seeing as though he was in charge of the experiment, one of the only ones who knew of its existence, and “due to a lot of top-secret red tape… and the massive scandals and base closure that followed, Joe and Rita were forgotten about.

Business, The (2005)

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Crime | Drama | Thriller
Countries: UK
Actors: Dyer, Danny | Hassan, Tamer | Bell, Geoff | Chapman, Georgina | Burns, Paul | Hagger, James | Manookian, Roland | Marquez, Martin | Maxwell, Michael | Mead, Dan | Parfitt, Andy | Spratt, David | Venegas, Arturo | Webber, Eddie | Coduri, Camille
Directors: Love, Nick
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Frankie, a young lad on the run from the grimy ghetto of South London, plans his escape and the beginnings of a new life in sunny Spain - the Costa Del Sol to be more precise. Armed with nothing but a bundle of cash stashed in his luggage he heads off, yet Frankie has no idea that this sum of money will catapult him into the seductive world of ex-gangster Charlie. Before he knows it Frankie’s got more then he bargained for - he’s one of Charlie’s gang and slap bang in the middle of the heady world of organized crime.

Freedom Writers (2007)

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Genres: Drama
Countries: Germany | USA
Actors: Swank, Hilary | Dempsey, Patrick | Glenn, Scott | Staunton, Imelda | Hernandez, April L. | Mario | Herrera, Kristin | Ngan, Jacklyn | Montalvo, Sergio | Finn, Jason | Wyatt, Deance | Smith, Vanetta | Chavarria, Gabriel | Parrish, Hunter | García, Antonio
Directors: LaGravenese, Richard
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A young teacher (Swank) inspires her class of at-risk students to learn tolerance, apply themselves, and pursue education beyond high school.

Epic Movie (2007)

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Genres: Adventure | Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Penn, Kal | Campbell, Adam | Coolidge, Jennifer | Mays, Jayma | Chambers, Faune A. | Glover, Crispin | Cox, Tony | Jiménez, Héctor | Hammond, Darrell | Electra, Carmen | Willard, Fred | Carradine, David | Lehre, David | McDonald, Kevin | Alvarez, George
Directors: Friedberg, Jason
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The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

American Psycho (2000)

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Crime | Drama | Horror | Thriller
Countries: Canada | USA
Actors: Bale, Christian | Theroux, Justin | Lucas, Josh | Sage, Bill | Sevigny, Chloë | Witherspoon, Reese | Mathis, Samantha | Ross, Matt | Leto, Jared | Dafoe, Willem | Seymour, Cara | Turner, Guinevere | Bogaert, Stephen | Meier, Monika | Cathey, Reg E.
Directors: Harron, Mary
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Patrick Bateman is handsome, well educated and intelligent. He is twenty-seven and living his own American dream. He works by day on Wall Street, earning a fortune to complement the one he was born with. At night he descends into madness, as he experiments with fear and violence.

Divorce, Le (2003)

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Drama | Romance
Countries: France | USA
Actors: Hudson, Kate | Lhomme, Jean-Marie | Watts, Naomi | Buchet-Deàk, Esmée | Pivert, Jean-Jacques | Poupaud, Melvil | Samie, Catherine | Labarthe, Samuel | Caron, Leslie | Thierry Lhermitte | Richard, Nathalie | Gruen, Samuel | Wyckoff, Peter | Lonnoy, Sandrel | Close, Glenn
Directors: Ivory, James
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French vs. American social customs and behaviors are observed in a story about an American visiting her Frenchman-wed sister in Paris.

Flags of Our Fathers (2006)

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Genres: Action | Drama | History | War
Countries: USA
Actors: Phillippe, Ryan | Bradford, Jesse | Beach, Adam | Hickey, John Benjamin | Slattery, John | Pepper, Barry | Bell, Jamie | Walker, Paul | Patrick, Robert | McDonough, Neal | Lynskey, Melanie | McCarthy, Thomas | Bauer, Chris | Ivey, Judith | Turley, Myra
Directors: Eastwood, Clint
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In February, 1945, one of the fiercest battles of the Pacific theater of World War II occurs on the tiny island of Iwo Jima. Thousands of Marines attack the stronghold maintained by thousands of Japanese, and the slaughter on both sides is horrific. Early in the battle, an American flag is raised atop the high point, Mount Suribachi, and a photograph of the raising becomes an American cause celebre. As a powerful inspiration to war-sick Americans, the photo becomes a symbol of the Allied cause. The three surviving flag raisers, Rene Gagnon, John Bradley, and Ira Hayes, are whisked back to civilization to help raise funds for the war effort. But the accolades for heroism heaped upon the three men are at odds with their own personal realizations that thousands of real heroes lie dead on Iwo Jima, and that their own contributions to the fight are only symbolic and not deserving of the singling out they are experiencing. Each of the three must come to terms with the honors, exploitation, and grief that they face simply for being in a photograph.

Ask the Dust (2006)

Saturday, February 16th, 2008
Genres: Drama | Romance
Countries: USA
Actors: Farrell, Colin | Hayek, Salma | Sutherland, Donald | Atkins, Eileen | Menzel, Idina | Kirk, Justin | Crutchley, Jeremy | France, Ronald | Basco, Dion | Mosley, Donna | Rylander, Paul | Staples, Natasha | Harrison, Wayne | Yasuhiro, Yoshimura | Sid
Directors: Towne, Robert
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L.A. in the early 1930’s: racism, poverty, and disease color the Bunker Hill neighborhood where Arturo Bandini, a lover of men and beasts alike, has arrived from Colorado to write the great Los Angeles novel. After six months and down to his last nickel, he orders a cup of coffee, served by Camilla Lopez, beautiful, self-possessed, and Mexican. Arturo gets advice, encouragement, and an occasional check from H.L. Mencken, so he keeps writing and he keeps seeing Camilla. But, he’s mean to her for no apparent reason, so the relationship sputters. A housekeeper from back East suggests a way out of his jealously and fears. “Camilla Bandini”: is it in the cards?

TMNT (2007)

Saturday, February 16th, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Animation | Comedy | Fantasy
Countries: Hong Kong | USA
Actors: Evans, Chris | Gellar, Sarah Michelle | Mako | Smith, Kevin | Stewart, Patrick | Fishburne, Laurence | Zhang, Ziyi | Whitfield, Mitchell | Taylor, James Arnold | Kelley, Mikey | North, Nolan | John DiMaggio | Mattioli, Paula | Richardson, Kevin Michael | Tatasciore, Fred
Directors: Munroe, Kevin
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Strange events are occurring in New York City, and the Turtles are needed more than ever, but Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo have become lost and directionless. With the city at stake, it’s up to Leonardo and Zen Master Splinter to restore unity and ninja discipline to the Turtles.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Saturday, February 16th, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Romance
Countries: Canada | USA
Actors: Vardalos, Nia | Constantine, Michael | Corbett, John | Eleusiniotis, Christina | Vieira, Kaylee | Kalangis, John | Kazan, Lainie | Zouravlioff, Marita | Osman, Sarah | Wildgoose, Petra | Todd, Melissa | Meisler, Bess | Martin, Andrea | Mandylor, Louis | Mendicino, Gerry
Directors: Zwick, Joel
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Toula Portokalos is 30, Greek, and works in her family’s restaurant, Dancing Zorba’s, in Chicago. All her father Gus wants is for her to get married to a nice Greek boy. But Toula is looking for more in life. Her mother convinces Gus to let her take some computer classes at college (making him think it’s his idea). With those classes under her belt, she then takes over her aunt’s travel agency (again making her father think it’s his idea). She meets Ian Miller, a high school English teacher, WASP, and dreamboat she had made a fool of herself over at the restaurant; they date secretly for a while before her family finds out. Her father is livid over her dating a non-Greek. He has to learn to accept Ian; Ian has to learn to accept Toula’s huge family, and Toula has to learn to accept herself.